BONUS

DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING A FREE BONUS ON THIS WEBSITE!!!! THAT MAN IS A LIAR JUST LIKE PLINIO BRAGA AND THE ONLY BONUSES HE WILL BE GETTING ARE EXPENSIVE BONUSES WHICH ARE NOT ACTUALLY BONUSES AT ALL!!!!!!

PLINIO

I AM SENDING A EMAIL TO THE EVIL MAN BEHIND WELCOMETODIE.BLOGSPOT.COM PLINIO BRAGA!!!! HERE IS EMAIL:!!!!!

SUBJECT: YOU STEAL MY IDEAS!!!

HELLO I AM THE OWNER OF WELCOMETODIE.COM AND I AM GOING TO SUE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE STOLEN ALL OF MY IDEAS AND PUT THEM ON YOUR STUPID IDIOT WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!

YOU STOLE THIS FROM ME:!!!!!!
Pow... eu nao sei nem o q escrever (novidade) de tao confuso que eu estou...
eu nao sei o que fazer... o que pensar... o que deixar de pensar... eu simplesmente nao sei de nada... vou deixar a vida me levar so espero que seja para algum lugar agradavel pois se piorar... eu to fudido...!!!!!!!!

NOW I WILL CALL THE INTERNET POLICE TO GET YOUR WEBSITE TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET!!!!! I HOPE YOU GOT A LOT OF INTERNET LAWYERS!!!!!!!

HERE IS A ROBOT READING MY EMAIL!!!!! I EXPECT TO GET A FRIGHTENED AND COWARDLY RESPONSE VERY SOON!!!!!!

AWARD

I WORKED SO HARD TO WIN THE WORST CAR AWARD BUT THEN THIS JERK HAD TO COME IN WITH HIS FANCY PURPLE CAR AND BIG CITY JEANS AND STEAL THE AWARD AWAY FROM ME!!!!! SO I SHOT HIM!!!!!!

UPDATED

THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN UPDATED WITH AN UPDATE!!!!!! YOU BETTER BELIEVE THERE IS AN UPDATE HERE BECAUSE THIS UPDATE IS UPDATING YOU ON THE UPDATE!!!!!!

STANDARD

I PUT THIS CHART AND GRAPH INTO MY AIRPLANE COORDINATE SYSTEM AND NOW I AM CRASHING INTO THE GROUND!!!! FORTUNATELY THE AIRPLANE HAS NOW ACHIEVED 47% GHRIZHNAK CAPACITY AS WELL AS 16% SOO JEONG GWA TOLERANCE (THOUGH IT'S A LITTLE WATERED DOWN) WHICH IS WELL ABOVE THE FAA STANDARD!!!!

FUNSPIDER

THIS IS A FUNSPIDER!!!! A FUNSPIDER IS FUN AND LOVES TO DANCE IN YOUR BATHROOM SINK WHEN YOU POUR WATER ON IT!!!! EVERYONE LOVES THE FUNSPIDER!!!!

HELP

OH NO EVEN THE VERY POORLY DRAWN WIZARD IS ON FIRE!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP I AM GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

FIRE

AAAAAAAHHH THIS WEBSITE IS ON FIRE!!!!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!

PUNCH

THIS MAN IS VERY EXCITED!!! VERY EXCITED TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!!!

POISON

THERE IS A WEBSITE THAT IS CHEATERS AND IS STEALING MY IDEAS!!!! WELCOMETODIE.BLOGSPOT.COM HAS STOLEN ALL OF MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY AND HAS DEFAMED MY NAME WITH POISON!!!! HERE IS A ROBOT READING AN INFRINGING SECTION OF THE WEBSITE:!!!!!

"HE`S SEARCHING FOR LOVE,
BUT NOBODY GIVES HIM WHAT HE NEEDS,
HE`S CRYING IN LONELYNESS, FOREVER.
HE`S SEARCHING FOR FRIENDS,
BUT NOBODY SEEM TO CARE AT ALL,
HE JUST HAS TO LIVE ALONE, FOREVER."

HAVE THEY NO SHAME!!!!!!!

LETTERS

YOU CAN NOW GET TO THIS WEBSITE AT WELCOMETODIE.COM WHICH IS A LOT LESS LETTERS HOORAY!!!!

OH NO

APPARENTLY I CAN'T PUBLISH TO WELCOMETOFUN.BLOGSPOT.COM AND TRUMLAUT.COM SIMULTANEOUSLY SO I AM SWITCHING OVER TO TRUMLAUT.COM FOR ALL FUTURE POSTS!!!!!

TAPE

THIS MAN IS WONDERING WHY HE SIGNED UP TO RECORD HALLOWEEN SPOOK SOUNDS 7 FOR AUDIO CASSETTE TAPE WHEN HE HATES GHOSTS SO MUCH!!!!

LETTERS

YOU CAN NOW GET TO THIS WEBSITE AT TRUMLAUT.COM WHICH IS A LOT LESS LETTERS HOORAY!!!!

CODES

THE SKELETONS ARE HERE TO TAKE YOUR ELECTRIC TAPE RECORDERS AND FLOPPY DISKS!!! NOW THEY HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE CHEAT CODES!!!!!!

GRAPHS

THE GOD OF ENCYCLPEDIAS DEMANDS SACRIFICE OF BABIES AND YOUR MONEY AND HE HAS THOUSANDS OF CHARTS AND GRAPHS TO EXPLAIN WHY!!!!!

SCREAM

THIS MAN IS SCREAMING ABOUT THE OFFICIAL WELCOME TO DIE THEMESONG!!!!

BUSINESS

THIS GHOST WILL IMPROVE YOUR BUSINESS VALUE 1000%!!!!! ALSO THIS GHOST IS VERY ANGRY IT WILL STEAL YOUR CANDY!!!!!!

OKAY

CHEF DI LIGHTFUL THINKS THESE SWEET JAMS ARE O-KAY!!!!!

QUESTIONS

THIS MAN HAS MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!!
QUESTION 1: DO YOU HAVE GUM!!!!
QUESTION 2: HOW DID MY HEAD GET THROUGH THE NECK OF THIS SHIRT!!!!
QUESTION 3: I HAVE VERY STRANGE EYEBROWS!!

HYPERFUN

WELCOME TO DIE IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR THE BLIND!!!!! PLEASE TO DOWNLOAD THIS THING: RIGHT HERE

GRAPHICS

PLEASE DO NOT HURT ME!!! I HAVE HIGH-DEFINITION GRAPHICS!!!!!!!!

URCHINS

THE SWEATY MAN AND THE SHINY MAN ARE UNDER ATTACK BY SEA URCHINS!!!! THE YELLOW MAN WAS NOT SO FORTUNATE!!!!!!!

MICROWAVE

WOLVERINE LEARN TO USE COMPUTER!!!! HE IS TYPING INTO A GREEN MICROWAVE!!!

EELS

THIS MAN IS BEING ELECTROCUTED BY ELECTRIC EELS!!! JUST LIKE HE WANTED ALL ALONG!!!!!!

SCORPIONS

HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER THREE PIZZAS ONE WITH PEPPERONI ONE WITH GREEN SCORPIONS AND ONE WITH CLUMPS OF DIRT THANK YOU!!!!

MOON

DO NOT COMMENT ON THE MOUSTACHE OF THIS MAN!!! HE WILL SCREAM AND UNLEASH THE WASPS FROM HIS MOUTH AND THEY WILL NOT STOP STINGING UNTIL THE RISE OF THE FULL MOON!!!!

REWIND

IF YOU DO NOT REWIND YOUR DVDS THE SNAKE WILL COME TO YOU IN THE NIGHT!!!

ENJOY

THE HULK HAS MANY FINE PRODUCTS YOU WILL ENJOY!!! THE HULK HAS EVEN MORE PRODUCTS YOU WILL HATE!!!

RODERIGO

THE NAME OF THE BLUE CIRCLE IS PABLO!! THE NAME OF THE PINK RIBBON IS RODERIGO!!!!!

RAKE

FOOLISH IRISHMAN!!! THOSE LEAVES ARE SUPPORTING MY HOUSE!!!! NOW IT HAS TURNED TO DUST AND FIBERGLASS AND I WILL GET A TERRIBLE RASH!!

GOLD

I AM THE WINNER OF THE PRESTIGIOUS MAMA MIA GOLD AWARD!!!! I AM TIM'S SPIDER CORNER!!!!

SEÑOR

EL SEÑOR RODRIGUEZ STOLE ALL OF HIS MONEY FROM THE LETTER D

YOU

VERY BLURRY GEORGE WASHINGTON WANTS YOU!!!!!! WHAT VERY BLURRY GEORGE WASHINGTON COMMANDS YOU MUST OBEY!!!

HUH

WHAT!!!!

CAKE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!!!! DO NOT EAT THAT CAKE BECAUSE IT IS POISONED!!