TABLES

IF YOU FOLLOW MY CHARTS AND TABULATIONS CAREFULLY, THE SOLUTION WILL BECOME QUITE CLEAR!!!!!!!:

SMOOTH

THE GHOST OMELETTE CLOWN HAS OMELETTES FOR HANDS AND GHOSTS FOR ARMS!!! THE GHOST OMELETTE CLOWN PLAYS SOULFUL SMOOTH JAZZ!!!

FURNITURE

I FOLLOEWD THESE INSTRUCTIONS TO BUILD MY LIVING ROOM FURNITURE SET EXACTLY AND NOW MY BACK IS LOCKED AT A 1/φ RADIAN ANGLE!!!!! DO NOT BUY FROM THIS SELLER A------------!!!!!!

BEE

BEESWOMAN WANTSA YOU HONEY!!! YOU DO NOT WANT TO TASTE HER HONEY!!!!!

EVIL

THIS SNAKES IS EVIL!!!! IF YOU SEE THIS SNAKES OYU MUST KILL IT WITH YOUR SNAKING IRON!!!!!

POPPIN

I BEEN TRYIN TO MAKE A POST BUT EVIL PLINIO BRAGA DID A CHEATCODE AND INFESTED MY WEBPLACE WITH JALAPEÑO POPPERS!!!!

HINTS

THIS IS A FUN BEAR!!!! ONCE THIS BEAR IS DONE READING HINTS FROM HELOISE HE IS GOING TO RIP YOUR ARMS OUT THEIR SOCKETS!!!!!

GREASE

THIS ROBOT GOT SO FAT BECAUSE ALL IT DID WAS EAT DOUGHNUTS AND CHICKEN TENDERS AND THEN ONE DAYHIS BATTERIES SPARKED AND THE ROBOT TURNED INTO A GIANT GREASE FIRE!!!! THAT IS WHAT YOU GET ROBOT!!!!!

ROBOTS

I HAVE RECIEVED MANY MANY COMMENTS BY VERY SATISFIED ROBOTS!!! THANKS TO YOU ROBOTS!!!! HERE IS ROBOTS #1 WEBSITE!!!!!!!

CORN

YOU BOYS BETTER GET OUT OF MY CORN FIELDS BECAUSE I AM A SORCEROR AND I WILL SHOOT CORN OUT OF MY PAPER HAT WITH MAGIC AND THEN LIGHTNING AND THEN YOU ARE DEAD TO BE IN HE CORN FIELD I KILL YOU HA HA HA!!!!!!!

LOOK

THIS YUGIOH ALWAYS FORGETS WHAT IS OVER HIS SHOULDER AND HAS TO LOOK OVER HIS SHOULDER OVER AND OVER SO HE WON'T FORGET WHAT IS OVER HIS SHOULDER!!!!!!!!!!

PLINIO

PLINIO BRAGA HACKED MY WEBPLACE AND HE STOLE ALL OF MY CODES SO I COULD NOT POST FOR TWO WEEKS!!! I WILL GET YOU PLINIO BRAGA!!!!!!!! THIS IS A PICTURE OF PLINIO BRAGA AND THE MONEY HE STOLE FROM ME!!!!!

ORANGE

THIS MAN IS SAYING VERY INSULTING THINGS TO THE ROUNDED ORANGE RECTANGLE AND THE ROUNDED ORANGE RECTANGLE WILL NOT PUT UP WITH IT VERY LONGER!!!! THE ROUNDED ORANGE RECTANGLE WILL ATTACK THIS MAN WITH ITS TENTACLES AND IT WILL CHOKE HIM AND THEN NOBODY WILL MAKE FUN OF THE ROUNDED ORANGE RECTANGLE AGAIN LET ME TELL YOU!!!!!

COFFEE

I AM THE MAN IN THE PICTURE!!! I SURE LOVE COFFEE EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T TELL IF THOSE ARE MY EYES OR MY NOSE AT THE TOP OF MY HEAD AND WHAT THOSE OTHER SQUIGGLES ON MY FACE ARE NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE BUT COFFEE SURE IS GREAT!!!!

BEARS

THIS MAN SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID!!!! THE UNHOLY UNION OF BEARS AND HERSHEY'S SYRUPS WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF MANKIND!!!!

CRUMPLED

THIS GIANT REESE'S HAS BEEN DAMAGED DURING SHIPPING AS INDICATING BY THE PROTRUDING CUP WITH IRREGULAR YELLOW SPECKLING AND CRUMPLED WRAPPER AND AS SUCH SHOULD BE PROMPTLY THROWN AWAY BY RESPONSIBLE RETAILERS.

CLICK

I CLICKED THIS IMAGE AND WAS TRAPPED IN A LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS AND THAT IS HOW I LEARNED TO NEVER CLICK THE IMAGE THAT SAYS RESTRICTED AREA PLEASE NO CLICK!!!!!

REQUEST

ALL ENTREES COME WITH COLE SLAW AND FRENCH FRIES!! THE FOLLOWING SIDE DISHES ARE AVAILABLE BY REQUEST ONLY!!!!!

BOWL CUT!
CLEFT CHIN!!
MUTTONCHOPS!!!
BAD MOUSTACHE!!!!
POLYESTER SUIT!!!!!

ROCKS

HELLO MAY I COMB OVER TO YOUR HOUSE I WILL BRING THE N64 CONTROLLERS AND MARIO KART IF YOU BRING THE ROCKS TO SMASH MY FACE!!!!!

CROCHET

SILLY PUTTY SHAQUILLE O'NEAL WILL CROCHET YOU THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE KOALA BEARS AND IF YOU ASK HIM REALLY NICELY HE MIGHT BAKE YOU SOME BLONDE BROWNIES TOO!!!!!!!